As a wise man said….You will need to get cool with a bunch of things rather quickly…maybe

We are going to dive right into the trigger warnings. As you deserve to be informed.

Hard Topics…?

Blood rite is basically just more useful blood play. Can’t give away too much but there is a point to it. Aside from a treat for all the vampire peeps.

Semi religious manipulation, without getting too far into it, this will sound kinda bad…okay, so more of an oops in identity when asking the ‘deity’ for help and it responded soooo sorta manipulation but if that didn’t happen then the world might have ended….again…

PTSD and flash backs of trauma. The main character was a prisoner of war, there will be some hard sad shit that she is still trying to get over sooooooooooo might not handle things delicately.

Oooh….if LGBTQ+ or intersex peeps give you idk the ‘ick’ kindly fuck off. There, the douches had their warning.

Who is this dribble for?

Well, glad you asked. It’s for nerds who wished for GoT to be a different type of spicy….I kept the reading level light so you can read faster but I also have some sorta complex things going on, ie trying to make going super fast have ramifications that are canceled out in logical ways.

Do you like em thick?

Not that, I know the answer to that. I’m talking the book pages. If you like thicker books, in depth reads that you can sit around or pace while thinking about then you will enjoy this book. You just gotta be a little perverted too.

Where are we on progress?

Book one is pretty much complete. I am currently doing the last read through and editing while posting on InkItt, that being said, the full story is on Royal Road but it’s a grammar mess…The second book has been started and plotting has also been worked on for a sorta ‘oh no’ moment.

Where do I buy the damn book??

Hold yo pigs, I am working on it. I do not have it up for purchase but do have it, redacted, on Royal Road. On Wattpad and on Inkitt.
On Royal Road there is a donation link if you feel so inclined. I am debating on having a subscription for the Inkitt. Wattpad is not edited either….After Inkitt is finished, everything is going to be pulled down on the other sites and reposted. I am also working on getting a physical copy made up for print on demand cause I ain’t got the money for normal publishing.

Art work??

This is going to be ceramic pendants, they are hand made and raku fired. They are all one of a kind as you can not exactly replicate color changes of a raku fire unless you have lab level control over you temperature and reduction process, which I do not have.
Other art might include prints of paintings I have completed, where I retain the originals.
At some point there might be larger art available, however, unless local in Washington state there will be a heavy shipping charge as my main works are torsos which get a bit heavy.
If original paintings are purchased, there will be the understanding that I retain the right to print and distribute unless otherwise negotiated.
If you wish for a custom piece, there will be a charge before work starts. Image updates provided till the work is completed. And full payment required before item is shipped or dropped off.

User Data Disclaimer

I personally do not know nor want to know how to sell user data nor how to use it for those creepy marketing lists big corps have. However, I do have to use processors and default to their terms of use. Such was WordPress, Square, Wattpad, Inkitt, Royal Road, and any POD services.

If a newsletter becomes a thing or any sort of marketting emails, I will be using services that have encryption and meet or exceed industry standards, such as having bank level encryption.

Bans

Please be kind to each other, I do not want to deal with bans because someone wanted to be derogatory instead of using their big brain to think of something constructive, no I get it, we all need to get out the ‘gaah fuck you’ moments but this is not the place unless it’s consensual banter, even then, we want to be kind to those around us. As long as you are not trying to be an asshat, I think we can all get along and act like adults. If not, I will bring out the ban list tools.

Most basic rule here, tis the big rule, Don’t Be A Dick. Well, that and don’t do illegal stuff on my site please. Otherwise, have fun.

Not to be that guy…

Returns T.T

I get having issues with something an it’s just not what you originally wanted….I am sorry but we gonna have a policy. You bought it, you got it, tis yours. With mild exceptions.
That being said, I know shit happens. I will hear any issues you experience and attempt to resolve in a way the best suits both parties. If that means I eat the cost here and there, so be it but that also means sometimes I will have to say no.
Examples of when I will have to say no to a return-
“I just don’t really need it.” — 0/10 not impressed, yes I have heard this…too many times T.T please don’t. Unless your being cheeky then make a joke out of it.
“They don’t like it.” – 4/10 I understand taking a chance on a purchase for a gift but do not put that chance on the seller, that’s why gift cards are an awesome option at any location able to provide them….if you are unsure and not willing to keep it please do not purchase, the world is polluted enough without the extra shipping.
“I think I want this other thing instead but need my refund right now.” …1/10 not much better but a point for audacity.
Basically, if the print quality is shit, okay lets work out returning and I can eat the return shipping. No big deal, we can fix that possibly…We are subject to the printers discretion….I am looking and will only go for “good ones” but, shit happens and I will try my hardest to get it fixed for you.
As for stuff hand made by me, HGC, like physically, it is art, technically, I will take photos as best as I can, if you reach out and ask for more images and information about a piece, I will be happy to help with that. However, returns are not going to be possible unless shipping damage and then return shipping will be paid for(by me) but required for a refund.
If there are shipping damages for POD…one, we can both yell at the feedback form. Two, might be able to do a reshipment but we will have to play that case by case because repeat damage is possible depending on the situation.
If you have had fraud, damn that sucks, I will refund when the bank says something cause that unfortunately is a potential scam tactic and I will need to wait to hear from the bank issuing payment. I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Digital refund mess….I will not refund digital purchases. Unless required by state law when appliable. Thank you for understanding my boundaries. Pfft. Policy, its policy….There is a reason why I have the book available in a non purchase format.

In short, I withhold the right to reject any and all refund requests as I see fit. That doesn’t mean every single one is a no go and that doesn’t mean every single one is an auto yes.

Need help?

For help with returns or refunds specifically, reply to the email confirmation for said purchase. We also have a contact form but I’d prefer to keep things aligned as much as possible.

If you have questions or concerns please do reach out through the contact form.